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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you tell me something about yourself?

share office space ...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

No way

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman hospitalized after drug overdose: report - Page Six

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?